Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
FUCK WHALES
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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