wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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