If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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