Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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