Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
they're like a gay fantastic four
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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