a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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