SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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