took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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