This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
