I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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