Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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