Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just gargled with NyQuil
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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