You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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