ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
