hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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