So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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