You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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