so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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