This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
This is the high leading the old right now
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
tell me about the fingering
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