I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Brb crying the tears of my youth
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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