I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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