She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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