the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So much rum. So many feels.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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