your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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