My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Quick, to the slutcave!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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