Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My dick has a subreddit
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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