Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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