well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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