I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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