i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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