we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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