Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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