How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
