don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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