Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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