So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
