you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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