My hand turned me down
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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