He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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