Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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