we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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