Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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