She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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