her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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