I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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