hell yes lets make some ravioli
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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