i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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