It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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