Dual....:-)
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
