do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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