I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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