I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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