I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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